jathis:

grassfire:

talosrules:

grassfire:

…as written by a teenage fanfiction author.

No, really, tell me more about drinking three bottles of whisky in one night!

You’re more than likely aren’t going to live to tell the tale. 

“He finished his third bottle of vodka and stroked his rock hard cock limp little pickled weenie and then passed out in a puddle of vomit and beer shits. WARNING: LEMONS.”

I never understood why people insist that men are still hard and can perform just as well sexually when wasted. If anything it takes longer for them to cum because of the alcohol and it takes longer for them to get hard in the first place.

Also wtf third bottle of vodka.

Research is your friend, kids.  I spent a lot of time on Erowid.com to get Pickles’ substance abuse right for Metalocalypse fanfic.  Yes, you can even research the feeling of getting bombed, if you cannot or will not get bombed yourself.  Isn’t the Internet wonderful?