I’m not sure if I have enough shirts with skulls on.
While crawling along in a traffic jam, I discerned something white & round in the breakdown lane. Skull?!
Not a skull, but almost as good: a rogue albino pumpkin. I threw the car into park, hopped out & snagged this lovely prize, all before traffic moved an inch.
I am in fact posting this from that selfsame traffic jam.
Well, that’s hardly necessary in this household, but… do what makes you happy, I guess.
Dude! What are you doing still asleep?! Today’s the day, man!
"five more minutes" - me for 300 years
Oh my GOD how is this still getting reblogged? I took this on Hallowe’en! It has HOW many notes? What the Hell, even?
You want to put out Christmas crap before Thanksgiving? Fine, fuck you. I’ll put out Hallowe’en stuff til the goddamn 4th of July.
My costume from last night.
Post-Hallowe’en laundry: lights, darks, orange-and-black-with-skulls-on.
Happy Hallowe’en 2013! I had a great time decorating my house. The upper floors are haunted by giant skeletons, and the porch has been visited by the Angel of Death. As you can see, our houseguest did finally manage to get out of bed.
- My Frankenstein Monster makeup frightened a young Dracula.
- I went trick-or-treating! While we were wandering around looking at other houses’ decorations, a small girl handing out candy wanted to pet Pepper. I let her, and then asked if I might have a piece of candy if I said “trick or treat.” She said I could, so I did- just one piece, but IT TOTALLY COUNTS. 35 damn years old and I went trick-or-treating!
- Upon seeing my makeup, a Juggalo (apparently real) asked, “Who cut you man? Who cut you?” I told him “Doctor Frankenstein!” The reply was “Fuck yeah.” My costume and banter are ICP-approved.