If you so much as TOUCH one of the people I love, I hope that you are prepared to go through life without thumbs. Increasingly odious invasions of personal space will result in correspondingly more severe amputations.
Um, wow. Okay German courts. I don’t know what brought you to this conclusion, but this is not okay. Sticking a child in a mental ward to reprogram her is not right and will end up causing more damage.
Germany, sweetheart, you already tried putting the queers away. Let’s not have any more of THAT, shall we?